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{"slip": { "id": 177, "advice": "Everyone has their down days. Don't take it out on innocent bystanders."}}
{"fact":"Cats can be taught to walk on a leash, but a lot of time and patience is required to teach them. The younger the cat is, the easier it will be for them to learn.","length":161}
{"fact":"A cat named Dusty, aged 1 7, living in Bonham, Texas, USA, gave birth to her 420th kitten on June 23, 1952.","length":107}
{"slip": { "id": 141, "advice": "If you can't do anything about it, there's no point in worrying about it."}}
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Dinesh Kumar Khara is an Indian Business Executive and Banker who is former chairman of the State Bank of India from 7 October 2020 to 28 August 2024.
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Althea Helen \"Allie\" Coetzee Leslie is a retired rear admiral in the United States Navy who served as Deputy Administrator of the Small Business Administration from August 2017 to April 2018. Prior to her role with the Small Business Administration, she served as Chief of Staff to the Under Secretary of Defense for Acquisition, Technology and Logistics. Coetzee was confirmed as Deputy Administrator of the Small Business Administration by the U.S. Senate on August 3, 2017. She resigned as the Deputy Administrator on April 15, 2018.
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