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The Death Of Tragedy is the seventh album by steampunk band Abney Park. It was a turning point from their earlier industrial goth sound to the steampunk-influenced neoclassical dark wave genre that made the band successful. The artwork is a shot of the Red Fort, where the singer and songwriter Robert Brown lived when he was a kid.
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