{"slip": { "id": 75, "advice": "You will always regret the round of Tequila."}}
{"slip": { "id": 90, "advice": "Brush your teeth the moment you get up."}}
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{"slip": { "id": 58, "advice": "Don't give a speech. Put on a show."}}
{"slip": { "id": 142, "advice": "If you don't like the opinion you've been given, get another one."}}
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