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{"slip": { "id": 222, "advice": "Respect other people's opinions, even when they differ from your own."}}

{"fact":"A cat's smell is their strongest sense, and they rely on this leading sense to identify people and objects; a feline's sense of smell is 14x better than a human's.","length":163}

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{"fact":"There are up to 60 million feral cats in the United States alone.","length":65}

{"fact":"The cat's tail is used to maintain balance.","length":43}

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{"slip": { "id": 192, "advice": "Don't take it personally."}}

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{"slip": { "id": 199, "advice": "Be brave. Even if you're not, pretend to be. No one can tell the difference."}}

{"slip": { "id": 204, "advice": "The best nights out are when people around you are simply having fun."}}