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{"slip": { "id": 162, "advice": "Stop using the term \"busy\" as an excuse."}}
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{"slip": { "id": 15, "advice": "If it ain't broke don't fix it."}}
{"slip": { "id": 212, "advice": "The hardest things to say are usually the most important."}}
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{"slip": { "id": 177, "advice": "Everyone has their down days. Don't take it out on innocent bystanders."}}
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{"slip": { "id": 84, "advice": "Never set an alarm clock unless you know how to switch it off"}}
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